Wednesday, March 12, 2014

The Illuminati



The other day these cutie pies told me that Jay-Z, Riannah, Chris Brown, BeyoncĂ©, Justin Timberlake, Millie Cyrus and many other talented and dazzling performers of our generation are part of a secret society that sold their souls (or the soul of someone they love) to the devil in order to obtain glory, fame and wealth. The above gestures (that my girls so graciously volunteered to demonstrate for me) are the special, secret signs and signals that are made by the members of this elite underground association. This is how they manipulate the media and communicate with each other through newspapers, magazines and TV. 

They say that this top-secret group is named The Illuminati. 
Lady Gaga is their leader. 
Naturally.